A VERY SILLY, GRITTY, FUNNY, WITTY, and KINDA GROSS COP NOVEL  ​ Who is Brick Mannigan? Better to ask what is Brick Mannigan. Brick thinks he’s a detective on the A Major City Police Force, when in actuality he’s a hyper-aggressive lout with amnesia, and a lot of cop uniforms and guns - unnecessarily large guns. But he’s been so damn effective at cleaning up the streets since the day he showed up at the Third and a Halfth Precinct that Captain Mannourz has never bothered to tell him he doesn’t work there.  Brick thinks he’s a force for good, for justice. But most of the time he isn’t thinking at all. Because introspection and inner peace detract from fighting crime and reduce the opportunities to commit violence. And Brick really enjoys his violence. You could ask the rookies he has trained, but none of them are at the Three-Five anymore, mostly because of being not alive anymore.  A string of folded-up indigent corpses litters the city, and Brick decides that he alone must solve these serial murders. His first clue? They were all suspiciously named John Doe! Now paired with an unlikely trainee who doesn’t take his crap, Brick’s got to dodge bullets and insults in order to find his stalker. Can he beat the FBI’s “disturbingly sexy” Agent Maxwell to the psycho’s arrest? Or will his weakness for the mysterious and also distractingly sexy “Sears Catalog Wife” Delilah put him in the path of a bullet? Find out what makes Brick such a great dick!  Advisory: Book contains strong language, violence, and sexual situations